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ROUND TWO, MATCH NINETY-SEVEN: APOLLO VS. ALFRED
Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney faces Alfred Pennyworth from Batman comics. Who do you like more?
Apollo Propaganda:
"he's my silly little guy!! he's a disaster and depending on what game you're playing he's either overly emotional and one minor inconvenience away from a breakdown, or so repressed that he'll work through his best friends death like its nothing. he has 3 different backstories except really he has 2 because they forgot to give him one the first time and none of them TECHNICALLY contradict each other but really this guy's life is fuckign weird. like my dude are you GOOD??? OF COURSE HE IS BECAUSE HE KEEPS YELLING HE'S FINE!!!!! he yells that he's fine as a vocal warmup and he's recruited all his friends into doing it with him and its just so fun and i love that for him. he's so autism and soso trans (someone did a poll asking who is the most trans ace attorney character and he won with like a little over 50% of the vote iirc, fucking swept everyone else). also he punches phoenix wright in the face!! that's always a plus i think!!!!!"
Alfred Propagandaworth:
"Got hired to be a kuroshitsuji-style butler, ended up making The Batman out of a traumatized child, later more successfully raised at least 10 more superheroes. Unconditionally supports his children no matter who they are, who they like or who they kill. Tortures The Batman with his sick sense of British Humour. Makes heavenly cookies. Single."
"he's an amazing butler with a great sense of humor and is the only one that can deal with Batman's bullshit"
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